July 2013 – Positively Ridiculous

Wait…What?

Yes, my friends. The woman who audibly scoffed at the idea of having another child is indeed having another child. This should be rich. Thus the slight redirection of this blog. Not to say that there aren’t still lots of stupid people out there about whom to write (or more specifically, my encounters with them).Continue reading “Wait…What?”

It’s a gas

I’m inordinately paranoid about going to the dentist. Afraid that the drill will slip out of my dentist’s hands and accidentally bore out my eyeball, or that I will have to have a root canal. And it happened. The root canal, not the eyeball thing, which totally could happen. I’ve seen a lot of medical tvContinue reading “It’s a gas”

Like Cat Hair

God, I hate cat hair. It lands on every fabric surface in my home and clings there, multiplying into layers, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk by, thereby providing a means of transportation to another surface. This morning, I snatched the king-size quilted comforter off the bed, determined to get rid of the ever-presentContinue reading “Like Cat Hair”